An unsatisfying and disjointed storyline: Cocaine Bear critique.

Hey, gentlemen and ladies get your seatbelts on and anticipate a rollercoaster of outrageousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an epic ride that is enjoyable in many ways than one. This film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an amusing horror comedy that'll get you laughing, scratching your head, or pondering how the people who live their l

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Executive Decision Movie Review

To cleanse my soul of the Summer of Seagal, I've decided to review an action movie starring an actor I like, Kurt Russell in Executive Decision. Set in the highly unlikely scenario of middle eastern terrorists hijacking an airplane to use as a weapon of war against the US, Kurt is an intelligence officer who movie reviews somehow ends up on the s

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Friday the 13th 2009 Movie Review

Before remaking A Nightmare on Elm Street, New Line Cinema actually got a remake of Friday the 13th sent to theaters. This is more impressive, when you consider they actually needed the permission of Paramount to pull this off, due to some remaining red tape. Also, I forget to mention it in the review but Jason Voorhees is played by Derek Mears,

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Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie Movie Review

Why am I doing this? Everyone already knows I'm not a huge Power Rangers fan, I don't really get something out (blog post) of hating the Power Rangers, so sci-fi movie reviews why, Creepy? Why (blog post) do you torment me with these crossovers? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Because I certainly wasn't.Source: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie Movie Review

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